Sampling Notes:
This diminutive gas bubble was passed with nary a sound. Only I could hear its whisper and appreciate its essence - saffron, with notes of smelly onion and wild ramps.
Crafting Features:
A hefty portion of brie cheese was eaten 7 hours previously, with an "everything bagel." Perhaps the addition of unpasteurized honey to an herbal tea could explain the saffron-like herbal quality. Such is the enduring mystery of gas, and the quixotic dream of being a flatulence sommelier.
Setting of Release:
On the couch, with one cheek raised. No one else in range.
Scoring:
"The Whisperer" scored an anemic 37 out of a possible 100
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